They've been calling me Nathan for 21 years. But I believe my name is Rhonda. I love the smell of coffee at 5am. I don't like coffee though. I can eat 2 foot-long burritos in a row when compelled. I have freckles on my eyelids. Music is precious to me. I enjoy making it and listening, though I'm much better at listening. I'm not very picky with my tastes, as long as it's not something I don't like. Radio pop music is generally scum. I try to remain open-minded in most situations, but open-mindedness and closed-mindedness both honestly bother me. I'm probably a little socially challanged, like sippy cups and things of the sort. I fancy this young gal, she has a major donk. She's also very white. We've been neckin' for a little while now. We're so in love that we openly emit digestive gases from the anus and proceed to inhale the aromas in a forceful nature. I beat her up all the time.